A little humor that hopefully won't be taken as anything but just that....

Mark. -)

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The Computer Programmer's Contest

Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer.
This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold
a contest with God as the Judge. They set themselves before their
computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming
up the screen for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of
the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the
electricity.

Moments later, the power is restored and God announces that the
contest is over.

He asks Satan to show what he has come up with.

Satan is visibly upset and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all
when the power went out."

"Very well, then," says God. "Let us see if Jesus fared any better."
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid
display with the voices of an angelic choir pouring forth from the
speakers.

Satan is astonished. He stutters, "B-b-b-but how? I lost
everything, yet Jesus's program is intact! How did he do it?"

God chuckles, "Everybody knows .....Jesus saves."

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