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Shows the whims of the English language, Enjoy:
 
A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was
very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!"
Her face was beaming.

He gave her that "who are you look," and couldn't remember ever having
seen her before.

Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and
apologized. "Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first saw
you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and walked
out of the store.

The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What the hell is the
world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of
who fathers her children! "

Then he got a little panicky. "I don't remember her," he thought but,
MAYBE..during one of the wild parties he had been to when he was in
college, perhaps he did father her child!

He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked,
"Are you the girl I met at a party in college and then we got really
drunk and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone?"

"No", she said with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your son's
HEBREW SCHOOL TEACHER!"

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