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 An  Indian  walks  into  a  cafe  with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo  with  the  other.  He  says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter  says,  "Sure  chief,  coming  right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug  of  coffee. The  Indian  drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of animal to splatter every where, then just walks out.    The  next  morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand pulling  another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."    The  waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"    (hang on, this is really good......)    The  Indian  smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper management position:  Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.

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