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Indians know-------

President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the
American Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona. He spoke for almost an
hour on his future plans for increasing every Native American's present
standard of living. He referred to his career as Governor of Texas, how he
had signed "YES" 1,237 times - for every Indian issue that came to his
desk for approval.

Although the President was vague on the details of his plan, he
seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his "red
brothers". At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the
President with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking
Eagle. The proud President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the
crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they come
to select the new name given to the President. They explained that
Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no
longer fly.

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