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For all who have difficulty converting units: Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microScopeTime between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecondWeight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigramTime it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour =     Knotfurlong16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod SterlingHalf of a large intestine = 1 semicolon1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtzBasic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepowerShortest distance between two jokes = A straight line453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles365.25 days = 1 unicycle2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds17. 52 cards = 1 decacards1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin10 rations = 1 decoration100 rations = 1 C-ration24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale   University Hospital = 1 IV YLeague100 Senators = Not 1 decision
 
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