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A college class was told they had to write a short story in as few words
as possible. The short story had to contain the following three things:
(1) Religion (2) Sexuality (3) Mystery.
There was only one A+ paper in the entire class. Below is the A+ short story:
Good God, I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it.

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