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At last - something I could follow for peace and
focus.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace
is to finish all the things you've started." So I
looked around my house to see all the things I started
and hadn't finished. Then, before leaving the house
this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a
bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a
bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of
both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the
cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

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